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I like to watch movies and share my thoughts on them. I have been writing reviews and distributing them since 2013.

All That Breathes

All That Breathes             4 ½ suns

For my final documentary film I saw the winner of the World Cinema Documentary Grand Jury Prize, All That Breathes. This story comes from New Delhi, India where two Muslim brothers, Saud and Nadeem have made it their life’s work to rescue and care for injured black kites. There is a Muslim belief that feeding meat to these predatory birds will help ward off troubles. They often cover the sky and are drawn to the city where they feed on the waste of the human population. But the pollution of the air caused by heavy industry takes its toll on the birds and they often fall from the sky where the brothers and their enlisted crew rescue them, bringing them to Saud’s basement where they can be nursed back to health. The film poetically connects the birds to the entire ecosystem, giving their efforts a higher purpose. We see their efforts to keep the enterprise going including their applying for grant money and Saud’s plan to get more animal rescue training in the United States. All this is going on at a time when anti-Muslim violence plagues the city amid increased religious conflict that the government does little to stop. The film is a lesson about how living things find ways to adapt to their changing environment.

The Substance

The Substance  4 ½ stars

For a searing indictment of the obsession with youthful looks and beauty double standard in today’s society combined with some of the grossest scenes Hollywood has produced lately, you can’t miss with The Substance currently in theaters. This science fiction horror film by French director Coralie Fargeat is sure to be remembered by all who see it. (She previously brought us the over-the-top and bloody as hell revenge movie aptly titled Revenge in 2017 that was a condemnation of rich white men who have little regard for women.) In The Substance we first meet Elizabeth Sparkle (a still stunning Demi Moore in one of her finest performances), who rose to stardom in the nineties and now stars on her morning workout show. But the sexist producer, Harvey (Dennis Quaid) wants to dump her and replace her with someone younger and hotter. Elizabeth learns of a black-market treatment called The Substance that claims to create a new, better version of yourself. Who wouldn’t want that? She quickly signs up for it and is directed by a mysterious voice on the phone of how to get it and implement the procedure. In a very long sequence with no dialogue, she carefully does as told, injecting the drug, leading to the resulting division of her body into two, one the new younger version (Margaret Qualley of Drive-Away Dolls) and the other, her original self. Part of the bargain is that Elizabeth must alternate between the two bodies every seven days, using the correct food and stabilizer that are provided. Both bodies are her and she must “respect the balance” as the mysterious voice says. Otherwise, things can get ugly. The young Elizabeth, who goes by Sue lands the part of the new star of the workout show with her youthful body being ogled by older men. Everything seems great, especially when she is offered the opportunity to host a New Year’s Eve show; that is, until Sue takes more than the designated amount of time creating a conflict between the two bodies. As one would predict this leads some very unfortunate consequences for the pair. What follows can best be described as a David Cronenberg horror movie on steroids as the amount of blood and gore reaches new and absurd heights. There is an abundance of closeup shots when things get messy as well as on Dennis Quaid’s face (and his sloppy eating habits) as well as loud sound effects to emphasize how gross it gets. The film certainly gets very self-indulgent, but it delivers on its message of condemning the impossible beauty standards of our society. It reminds us that trying to relive one’s past can only result in disappointment. If you like this movie for its action and blood you should be sure to find Fargeat’s Revenge. You won’t be disappointed.

Drive-Away Dolls

Drive-Away Dolls              3 stars

If you are going to see a Coen brothers movie you know you are going to get some violent scenes often with inept crooks, some dark humor and some rather odd characters. Just think of The Big Lebowski, Burn After Reading or Fargo. With this year’s Drive-Away Dolls we only have Ethan Coen directing, joined by Tricia Cooke’s writing, but we do get most of the usual elements. What we also get is a road buddy movie with a pair of lesbians on a mission to get laid, combined with plenty of dick gags. We start out in 1999 with a “Collector” (Pedro Pascal from The Last of Us and The Mandalorian) receiving a package in a briefcase but is quickly robbed and murdered by a pair of goons (Joey Slotnick and C. J. Wilson). We cut to our two heroes, Jamie (Margaret Qualley of The Nice Guys and Once Upon a Time…In Hollywood) and Marian (Geraldine Viswanathan of Bad Education and Cat Person), who are both lesbians and best friends. Jamie is the adventurous one always looking for her next sexual exploit and Marian is the high strung, but intellectual one. They have a plan to do a drive away from New England to Tallahassee, Florida. This is a cheap way to travel by driving a car that the car’s owner needs delivered to another city. Hence, the title: Drive-Away Dolls. Only Jamie also plans to find all the lesbian hangouts along the way so that the repressed Marian can get laid. In Coen fashion the plan gets complicated when by accident the girls pick up a car that was intended for the pair of goons identified earlier and happens also to contain two special “packages” in the trunk. The boss of the criminal enterprise, (Colman Domingo) is none too pleased by the turn of events and tasks the goons to track the girls down and retrieve the packages. What follows then are the sexual adventures of the two women that happens to include an interlude with an all-lesbian soccer team, combined with the total ineptitude of our two goons trying to find them. (They get a little help from another lesbian friend of Jamie’s called Sukie (Beanie Feldstein of Booksmart) who also happens to be a cop. But this meeting doesn’t go well for the goons.) I must not neglect to mention that there is one additional character that appears briefly but is very pivotal to the story. And he is played by Matt Damon. (Also, this character’s penis figures prominently into the plot.) So, anyone who is a Matt Damon fan should not miss it. Overall, the movie has its moments, but it seems like a mixture of two films that don’t mesh very well. It’s good for a few laughs.

All Quiet on the Western Front

All Quiet on the Western Front  4 ½ stars

This time I went from the horrors of narcissistic billionaires to an even greater horror, the viscousness of all-out war, by viewing the 2022 film, All Quiet on the Western Front. This is the German language film based on the well-known novel of the same name by Erich Maria Remarque. The book was made into the Academy Award winning film in 1930, and now we have the latest version, made with all the special effects of the present day. The film, by director Edward Berger, holds nothing back in presenting how horrible and devastating war can be. (I also happened to take a guided tour of World War I battlefield sites in France around this time so got a first-hand view of some authentic locations where The Great War was fought.) The opening scenes focus on a World War I battle between the Germans and the French showing us what trench warfare was like, with the soldiers seeing their comrades killed in an instant. But then we see the aftermath, with the bodies being gathered for burial as well as the gathering of the uniforms of the dead. The film then follows the path of the uniforms showing how they are cleaned and then mended so they can be reused by the next group of soldiers, giving us the feeling of a never-ending cycle of death. Like the book we follow teenage recruit Paul and his friends who are very enthusiastic about joining the army and the glory that awaits them. They are assured that the war will be over soon, and they will return to their homes as heroes. Of course, this is not to be as we are treated to one scene of horror after another showing the effects of modern weapons of war. Often the assaults result in scenes of hand-to-hand combat between the adversaries but based on my tour and readings, actual hand to hand combat was a rarity in World War I. More common were the artillery bombardments resulting in large casualties followed up with infantry attacks causing the enemy to retreat from their trenches. In this respect the movie and book are not accurate. We are also treated to scenes of comradery among Paul and his fellow soldiers during the quieter times in the trenches and the surrounding countryside. Against these scenes are those showing what life is like for the higher brass who issue the commands sending thousands of men to their deaths. These well-fed men with their large mustaches feast on their wine and cheese seemingly without a thought of concern for what the men are going through. They are only concerned about their own glory by achieving the victory in battle that forever eludes them. The frightening scenes of battle are backed up by an unsettling score and some of the best cinematography I have seen. The movie was the recipient of four Academy Awards which are well deserved. If you are at all interested in anti-war films, All Quiet on the Western Front must be on your list.

Blink Twice

Blink Twice         3 ½ stars

Actress Zoe Kravitz of Big Little Lies enters the writer/director role with her directorial debut in Blink Twice, a thriller/mystery that will really grab your attention and keep you guessing for much of the movie. The lead character, Frida (Naomie Ackie of I Wanna Dance with Somebody as Whitney Houston) should take a lesson from The Menu and Glass Onion. That is, if a billionaire tycoon invites you to his own private island, you should take a pass. I will try not to give away too many spoilers, but I will compare the movie to Jordan Peele’s Get Out and Midsommar as it involves a deadly trap for the welcome guests and to Promising Young Woman for its indictment of toxic masculinity in misogynistic white men. Frida and her friend Jess (Alia Shawkat of Arrested Development) are cocktail waitresses at a gala for a foundation put on by tech billionaire Slater King (Channing Tatum of Magic Mike and 21 Jump Street). King says he is making amends for his past bad behavior, thus the foundation. Frida and Jess decide to crash the party as guests in evening gowns and soon Frida finds herself noticed by said billionaire and the two friends are invited to his private island for a lavish vacation with several of his rich friends. These include Vic (Christian Slater) who repeatedly takes Polaroid photos of the guests, a professional chef (Simon Rex), an actor (Haley Joel Osment in a beard), a tech wiz (Levon Hawke), a bodyguard and an assistant (Geena Davis) who seems very confused. Besides Frida and Jess, there are several other women guests who spend their time lounging at the pool, running across the immense property, having top rated meals prepared by the chef and consuming hallucinogenic drugs. Also, they are all dressed in the same white bikini outfits provided in their rooms and strangely enough, do not already know one another. (This should be a clue about their situation.) Kravitz takes her time in the early part of the movie focusing on the narcissistic behavior of the various guests inserting many humorous moments including a few well-placed pranks. (You could say that Haley Joel Osment’s character is a real dickhead.) Eventually, Frida and Jess get the sense that something is not right, and they start to realize what Slater King is really all about. I’ll leave it there for you to decide if the movie is for you. There is a warning on the screen at the start saying that there are some disturbing, graphic scenes in the movie. That is accurate as the violence and blood is comparable to that in Halloween. It becomes a revenge movie much like Promising Young Woman and Revenge. While the scenes are well put together and the characters are well acted, I couldn’t help but feel it has all been done before. We have had so many condemn the rich movies, that it is getting a bit tiresome.

Licorice Pizza

Licorice Pizza                      5 stars

Over the past decade or so filmmaker Paul Thomas Anderson has brought us such memorable and entertaining films as Magnolia, There Will Be Blood and Phantom Thread. This year he has done it again with Licorice Pizza, a comedy romance set in early seventies Encino, California, concerning an on again, off again romance between 15 year old Gary (Cooper Hoffman, son of Philip Seymour Hoffman) and 25 year old Alana (Alana Haim). This may sound as inappropriate and implausible but Anderson makes it work and keeps us rooting for Gary in his quest for romance. It is not only Gary’s pursuit of Alana that keeps our interest, but also the many other exploits and situations this unlikely pair find themselves in. Somehow, 15 year old Gary starts a business selling waterbeds with Alana’s help as well as that of his 15 year old friends and later opens a pinball machine arcade. Gary has a mother who occasionally appears, but he is largely on his own in his various pursuits. He is even a frequent customer of a restaurant visited by Hollywood figures. Young actor Hoffman pulls off the part making you love his character, pimply face and all. Alana, who lives with her Jewish family (with her own real life family playing the part) at first finds Gary’s proposals ridiculous but later is drawn in by his persistence. The film is also noteworthy for the choice of music taken from artists of the sixties and early seventies including The Doors, Gordon Lightfoot, Wings and Blood, Sweat and Tears. There are some special supporting roles that deserve mention, especially Bradley Cooper as a narcissistic movie producer with a bad temper. His performance is worthy of an Academy Award nomination. Sean Penn makes an appearance as what seems to be a porn movie producer and John Michael Higgins is a Japanese restaurant owner who makes some very offensive racially insensitive remarks toward Asian women in some controversial scenes. Apparently the film is loosely based on the life of a friend of Anderson’s giving it an element of truth. Through much of the movie I had the feeling that this is completely ridiculous but it is still funny. Maybe in 1973 things like this could have happened. I have no doubt that Licorice Pizza will be nominated for Best Picture and it very well could win the Oscar.

The Power of the Dog

The Power of the Dog     4 ½ stars

Jane Campion’s The Power of the Dog is classified as a Western but is unlike any western that I can remember. There is no gunplay or fist fighting, but there is plenty of conflict and tension in this slow moving drama set on a cattle ranch in 1925 Montana. Phil Burbank (Benedict Cumberbatch), one of two brothers operating the extravagant family ranch, is a swaggering, commanding cowboy who demands as audience. When he sees vulnerabilities in others, he takes advantage of them including his own brother George (Jesse Plemons) who he berates, referring to him as Fatso. Phil’s character is established when the ranchers come across the lonely widow Rose (Kirsten Dunst) and her son Peter (Kodi Smit-McPhee) at a nearby restaurant and Phil sees his chance to berate the young, effeminate teenager. George sees the beautiful qualities in Rose and soon marries her and makes her the woman of the ranch. We all have come across people like Phil before. He is the bully, who despite being highly intelligent, seeks gratification by attacking others to make himself feel important. He even goes out of his way to appear stinky and dirty to embarrass his brother when guests come for dinner. The dialogue is usually kept to a minimum with the camera focusing on the vast landscape with New Zealand standing in for Montana. The score with its eerie sounds serves to magnify the tension that we feel between the characters. I won’t give away the plot but there is a frequent reference to an older ranch hand who has passed away and was the one who taught Phil and George about ranching. This is important. The movie is based on a book and has something significant to say about what it is to be a man. There is a lot going on below the surface with these multilayered characters that makes this a first-rate drama. However, the slow pace and lack of physical action is bound to turn off some audiences.

The Last Hand

The Last Hand                    ½ star

This week I went back in time to 1995 to find an old DVD release called The Last Hand. This is a dreadful film noir movie with cheap sets, convoluted writing and bad acting. It is set in a small Nevada town where some locals get together for a regular Friday night high stakes poker game. On one particular night, the usual loser Benny, hits it big and wins around $30,000 only to be killed by a gunman while driving home. Benny’s son, Clyde shows up the next day to find out what happened to Benny, but the cops are uncooperative, being controlled by one of the casino owners. As Clyde follows the path of Benny’s last hours he finds a maze of bad debts and mistrust among the card players and two of their lady friends that leads to more murders. There is also the matter of Benny’s will and the deed to his ranch that may reveal the motive of the killer. By the time I got to the end most everybody was dead and I didn’t care how it was going to turn out anyway. Then the filmmaker slapped on an ending that didn’t make sense to say nothing of the plot holes and seeming coincidences in the story. One notable point is that Benny is played by Batman’s Frank Gorshin. There is also a young woman, Grace played by Hudson Leick in her second film appearance, before she got the role of Callisto in Xena, Warrior Princess. Stay away from The Last Hand. As I say, I watch these movies so you don’t have to.

Parallel Mothers

Parallel Mothers              4 stars

Filmmaker Pedro Almodovar returns to the big screen with Parallel Mothers, a very feminine movie with a feminine cast, almost three years since Pain and Glory. He once again casts Penelope Cruz in the lead role, this time as Janis, a single woman who finds herself pregnant and sharing a hospital room with a 17 year old girl, Ana (Milena Smit) who is also about to give birth without any partner present. The movie is about close bonds that form between people in spite of some very messy circumstances. It really has two distinct aspects. Besides the feminine relationships that Almodovar is so known for (also Julieta and Broken Embraces starring Cruz), the movie has a political aspect being set in Spain, a country that experienced a civil war in the 1930’s. Janis persuades Arturo, a forensic anthropologist to uncover a suspected grave where the fascists of that period are believed to have murdered and buried her great grandfather and several other men from the area. In so doing we hear the stories of how this terrible event has affected the lives of the descendants so many decades after the events. Janis is a single mother, whose mother and grandmother were all single mothers and still feels ties to family that she was too young to meet. There are several interesting twists in the story about these women that I can’t go into without revealing the plot, but I will say it is about a secret that was kept for too long and the effect that has on others. Look for Parallel Mothers to earn some significant award nominations including for Cruz.

A Hero

A Hero                  4 stars

For my first new release of 2022 I had the chance to see A Hero, written and directed by Asghar Farhadi, the acclaimed filmmaker from Iran who previously won Oscars for his films, A Separation and A Salesman. This time he brings us a morality play called A Hero, about a man, Rahim, who has been imprisoned for failing to pay a debt, but is allowed a two day leave to visit family. Rahim has a family who stand by him through the ordeal and a girlfriend who has found a lost purse containing several gold coins, so after some consideration, Rahim decides to try to find the owner and return the purse. With the eventual success of reuniting the owner with the lost coins with the help of his girlfriend and some prison officials comes newfound fame as his story is picked up on social media and he is proclaimed to be a hero by the community. With his fame, Rahim hopes he can find a job that will persuade his accuser to allow his release from prison, as Rahim promises to repay the debt. The story then becomes an example of no good deed will go unpunished, when certain details of the story of the returned coins don’t match up and Rahim is not able to prove what really happened. The movie has similar elements to Farhadi’s earlier works, where the characters are neither good nor bad. Their actions fall in a grey area as they find themselves trying to do the right thing in a difficult set of circumstances. I liked the story and the fact that we get to see what life is like in a foreign culture that we are normally not exposed to. The movie is a bit long at just over two hours and it sometimes gets a little tedious as parts of the story seem to get retold a few too many times. Since it is all done with subtitles, one does have to pay close attention to what is said. I expect that Asghar Farhadi will receive one more deserved Foreign Film Academy Award nomination for A Hero.