
Minions & Monsters 4 ½ stars
I have mostly missed out on the Minions craze that has been delighting audiences over the last 16 years, having only seen one of the previous films that feature these small creators of mayhem. This week I took in the newest film in theaters, Minions & Monsters from Universal Studios. The filmmakers lose the villain Gru character altogether and concentrate solely on the yellow pill-shaped guys and their chaotic ways that confound anyone who makes their acquaintance. They seem to constantly give raspberries and hit each other over the head. The movie is divided into two halves with the first half giving us their origin story by means of a children’s field trip to a movie museum where a guide (Alison Janney) gives us their story throughout history. It seems they have wandered the planet since ancient times looking for the perfect villain for them to faithfully serve. Unfortunately, their antics always end in disaster for the chosen villain, mainly due to two of the Minions, James and Henry, forcing the Minions to repeatedly renew their search for another villain. This continues until they find a new prospect in the form of a wild west bandit being pursued by lawmen. To the Minions this seems perfect for them, so they join in the chase only to find that they are in the filming of a movie in old Hollywood. Here is where things really get fun. The Minions have arrived during the silent film era and meet the excitable director (Christoph Waltz) of the movie they have crashed. The director says he now must start over, but when the two studio heads (Jeff Bridges, voicing two parts) see the Minions on film, they think they have found a new star and the Minions are signed for many new movies. This part is interesting to film buffs as there are countless references to old Hollywood, like Modern Times, Singin’ in the Rain, The Maltese Falcon and Citizen Kane. George Lucas even makes a brief appearance. (There is even a globe that represents the globe from Charlie Chaplin playing Hitler in The Great Dictator.) (We even find out how the Minions got their familiar coveralls clothing.) But things go badly when talkies are introduced and people find out what Minion voices really sound like. So, it’s the end of the Minions’ movie career. But James has the idea to make a monster movie if he can only find the right monster! The second half of the movie begins with James and Henry conjuring a monster from an old spell book they saved from a long dead wizard, resulting in a tiny Cthulu monster (Trey Parker of South Park fame) who promises he can deliver a truly frightening monster for James’ dream. The antics continue through this portion of the film, but I didn’t find it quite as entertaining as the earlier portion. There is a new character introduced in the form of Dort (Jesse Eisenberg), a clumsy robot who lives in a rundown apartment and resembles the robot Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still. In a fitting ending it is up to the Minions to save Earth from the very invading monsters that they brought back. The director, Pierre Coffin, has made something that is equally entertaining to both young and older audiences. I’m sorry I haven’t seen more of these little nuisances in their earlier movies. So, check out Minions & Monsters. It should be around for a long while.