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I like to watch movies and share my thoughts on them. I have been writing reviews and distributing them since 2013.

The American Society of Magical Negroes

The American Society of Magical Negroes             2 stars

The American Society of Magical Negroes by screenwriter/director Kobi Libii has one of the oddest titles I have seen in years. I heard of the movie at Sundance Film Festival where it was first screened this year but didn’t see it then. It was just released so I took it in at a local theater and I have to say the premise is just as odd as the title. In the movie we learn that there is a secret organization of Black people whose mission it is to rescue white people in America who feel uncomfortable around black people. The society has existed since before the American Revolution and its members have magic powers that allow them to detect this feeling in white people and track them throughout the country. They occupy a secret section at Monticello and can transport themselves in an instant. This idea of Magical Negroes was first expressed by director Spike Lee in reference to movies that have fictional black characters that support white people, such as Driving Miss Daisy and The Green Mile. Lee found this concept to be offensive and I find I agree with that view. The movie is considered to be a satirical comedy and ultimately counters the whole magical negro concept but takes forever to get there. As far as the story goes, it concerns a young Black man, Aren (Justice Smith) who is an artist and always seems to be apologizing around white people. A member of the Society, Roger (David Alan Grier) watches him, rescues him from some white thugs and recruits him into the Society. There, he learns of the mission, how Black people can be saved by their rescuing of white people from their own feelings through compliments and encouragement. Aren gets an assignment to help a young white man at a tech company, so gets a job there as a designer. But the plot loses its way as it turns into more of a rom com with a love triangle involving a young woman within the startup company. After a while I found the movie boring. I thought maybe this would have worked better as a short instead of as a two-hour movie. Though it was meant as satire, I still found the whole view to be racist and demeaning to Black people. While I was at Sundance, I had heard that Black audience members at the premier largely felt this way as well. The film falls flat and I don’t look for the film to gain much popularity.

Spider-Man: No Way Home

Spider-Man: No Way Home         3 ½ stars

I know I am late to the party on the Spider-Man movies, but I just saw Spider-Man: No Way Home, directed by Jon Watts and starring Tom Holland as the crime fighting webslinger, a.k.a. Peter Parker. The last Spider-Man movie I saw (not counting the animated ones) was back in 2007 when in Spider-Man 3 Tobey Maquire was Peter Parker and he fought two major villains plus his own suit. That was two iterations ago and things have changed quite a lot since then. For one thing that was before the Spider-Man character was added to the Marvel universe which sort of explains why this Peter Parker doesn’t know about the Avengers. Also, the idea of the multi-verse was added, meaning that this Spider-Man is from a different universe than the earlier versions. This plot device is needed since in the previous Spider-Man movie, Spider-Man: Far From Home, Spider-Man’s secret identity has been revealed by Mysterio before he was killed, something that had not happened before. Is that complicated enough for you? Now Peter is being bombarded by the press and onlookers, threatening him and girlfriend M.J. (Zendaya) and preventing them from getting into MIT as engineering students. (Parker and friends are still high school students and behave like it.) Fortunately for Peter, he is familiar with one of the Avengers, the sorcerer Doctor Strange (Benedict Cumberbatch) who can cast spells and change the past. So, he asks Strange, “Call me Stephen” to remove the knowledge of Spider-Man’s secret identity from everyone’s memory and make things return to normal. Of course, this plan backfires enabling five villains from other universes to come and challenge Spider-Man to some colossal battles. But things are not all bad because two other Spider-Man’s from other universes come to join our Spider-Man to even things out. The other Spider-man’s are Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield who previously took their turns in the role and none of them are aware of each other before meeting. Apparently, this means that whenever there is a new Spider-Man in the movies, we are actually going to a different universe. This is a very convenient tool for the screenwriters of Marvel movies since this means they never have to worry about maintaining continuity from one movie to the next. It’s just a different universe. And we can credit Doctor Strange with making this possible with his ability to open portals to the multi-verse. (It seems to me that this power would make him by far the most powerful super-hero in the Marvel universe, but maybe I am just over-analyzing.) The movie keeps a high level of comedy throughout, even if most of it is at a juvenile level. The most notable things about Spider-Man: No Way Home are the creative visual effects, especially the contorting of reality done by Doctor Strange when he unleashes his magic spells. The CGI people really work wonders. Otherwise, this is just another Marvel super-hero movie that is mainly about the action fight scenes with the super villains. It’s not one of my favorites.

Love Lies Bleeding

Love Lies Bleeding           4 stars

Love Lies Bleeding from second time director Rose Glass first played at the Sundance Film Festival this year and was one hot ticket that I could not score as the movie was so popular. It was just released this past week and it is as hot and violent as it is reputed to be. As the title suggests, there is a lot of love based on the steamy sex scenes, many lies are told and there is a whole lot of bleeding. “Love” is a classic B movie sexual thriller where you just know the characters are doomed and bad decisions will be made from the moment you see them. I thought of 1990’s Revenge starring Kevin Costner as I watched it. Kristen Stewart (Twilight Saga, Clouds of Sils Maria, Personal Shopper and Spencer) is in her queerest role yet as Lou who passes her days managing a gym in a small town in the middle of nowhere, New Mexico in 1989. The film begins with Lou cleaning a clogged toilet, telling you this is a dead end existence. One day, Jackie, a young pumped up body builder (who dreams of competing in the women’s World Bodybuilding Championship in Las Vegas) enters Lou’s life and judging by the hot sex scenes that follow, the two hit it off immediately. Jackie is played by Katy O’Brian whose bulging muscles, ripped abs, and raised veins practically pop out of the screen at us. She has managed to land a job at the local gun range that is owned by scumbag number one, Lou’s father (Ed Harris who looks like a decrepit hippie from Tales from the Crypt) and who has become rich by running illegal guns to Mexico. Over the years anyone who dares to stand against him has a way of mysteriously disappearing. Of course, it helps that the local cops take orders from him. Also, the FBI has been sniffing around asking questions of anyone including Lou. We learn that the only reason that Lou has stayed in this unnamed godforsaken town is for her sister, Beth (Jena Malone) who has a family and is married to scumbag number two, JJ (Dave Franco in a mullet) who likes to take out his frustrations on Beth’s face. One more character in the mix is Daisy (Anna Baryshnikov), a young woman who frequents the gym and finds Lou very attractive and forces her attention on Lou. With this mix of characters, criminal behavior, and bad judgment it is only a matter of time before things spiral out of control and the bodies begin to pile up. The feel of the movie is enhanced by the filming of most of it at night, the intense musical score and satanic looking images of Lou, Sr. in red. Add some hallucinatory images that give Jackie a fantasy-like appearance and you have a thrillingly hot and sexual B movie. I am hoping that Love Lies Bleeding has a good run and that Rose Glass has some more plans for such movies in her future. It will also be interesting to see what is next in Kristen Stewart’s career.