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I like to watch movies and share my thoughts on them. I have been writing reviews and distributing them since 2013.

Mr. Malcolm’s List

Mr. Malcolm’s List                            3 ½ stars

In Mr. Malcolm’s List we travel back to the London of the 1810’s in a Jane Austen-esc period comedy romance about beautiful people of high society. I understand this type of thing is on TV now in Bridgerton, but Mr. Malcolm’s List is a much lighter version that should appeal to a variety of audiences. Mr. Malcolm (Sope Dirisu) is rich and single and is London’s most sought after bachelor who is on a mission to find his perfect mate. One candidate for Malcolm’s affections, Julia Thistlewaite (Zawe Ashton) has accompanied him to the opera and was embarrassed to have answered a question about local politics in a peculiar way and is ridiculed in a local publication. She is incensed to discover from her silly cousin Lord Cassidy that Mr. Malcolm has a list of traits that must be met for any potential mate. Julia must get her revenge and the perfect plan is to enlist her poor childhood friend from the country, Selina Dalton (the beautiful Freida Pinto) to fulfil the list’s requirements and then reject Mr. Malcolm. What a dastardly plan! The movie has all the features of a romantic story for this period: the grand balls, the polite conversation, the horseback rides and the secret meetings. It has a nearly all female production staff and a very diverse cast that gives a different look to London high society of the early nineteenth century. Previously, it was a short of the same name featuring the same two main actors, Dirisu and Pinto, in the main roles. It’s not quite Jane Austen but it will do for one and a half hours of light entertainment.

Where the Crawdads Sing

Where the Crawdads Sing                             2 stars

I have not read the book that Where the Crawdads Sing is based on, but judging by the talk about it the book by Delia Shannon it must be a real page turner. It’s too bad that the feel of the book did not translate very well in Olivia Newman’s on-screen adaptation. The movie follows the life of young Kya (Daisy Edgar-Jones of Normal People) who must live on her own in the swamps of North Carolina after suffering the abuse of her father and being abandoned by her entire family. Kya is considered a pariah by the local people and is referred to as swamp-girl. She has few friends as she must fend for herself starting at age seven. The story involves a possible murder when a body is found at the bottom of a fire tower so naturally it is assumed that the loner Kya must have been the murderer despite a total lack of evidence. Enter retired lawyer Tom Milton (a very lawyerly David Strathairn) who volunteers to defend the accused Kya for no pay. One should not think of this movie as a murder mystery as doing so will leave them disappointed. The less said about that the better. Rather it should be viewed as a story about surviving against all odds and as a love story. Even so the story was not all that convincing perhaps because of some of the supporting performances or not taking full advantage of the southern setting of the movie. The abusive Chase (Harris Dickenson) who Kya initially falls for is very two dimensional. I saw it as so much melodrama that did not grab my full attention. None of this is the fault of the lead actress, Edgar-Jones who gives a creditable performance as Kya.

The Sea Beast

The Sea Beast                    3 ½ stars

With The Sea Beast, presented on Netflix, director and animator Chris Williams allows us to enter a world where those sea monsters of legend reputed to roam the seas actually exist. Here there are a cadre of heroes (both men and women) who sail in their wooden ships and hunt down and battle these giant creatures in defense of their kingdom. In this story, our two heroes are Jacob, a young man who was rescued from the sea as a boy and has served under Captain Crow of the Inevitable, (one of the best monster hunters who has served for decades); and Maisie, a young, orphaned girl whose parents were themselves monster hunters who lost their lives fighting the creatures. Maisie can’t get enough of the stories of the glory of the hunt, having read of them in her books, even including stories of Jacob. After Maisie stows away on Jacob’s ship and they do battle with a few of these monsters, including the most fearsome Red Bluster, Jacob and Maisie find themselves separated from the ship and her crew, stranded on an island inhabited by some of the creatures, including the giant Red Bluster himself. It is only after this encounter that they come to realize that Bluster and the other monsters may not be the dangerous creatures as told in the old stories. Perhaps the books are not telling the whole story. The film is another variation on the misunderstood creature that is befriended by a young person, who then must persuade the misguided adults into seeing things differently. This theme was present in the How to Train Your Dragon movies and in Raya and the Last Dragon as well as Nimona. The Sea Beast is much the same story, with the high seas as the setting. Chris Williams was the animator behind Big Hero 6 and Moana and has expanded his role to include director in The Sea Beast. It’s a good story for all ages but is clearly not original. It is reported that it may be getting the How to Train Your Dragon treatment with plans for a sequel. See it if you are a fan of animation. I recommend though to be wary of whales and sharks.

The Man Who Sold His Skin

The Man Who Sold His Skin         4 stars

Tunisian director Kaouther Ben Hania takes on the high-end art world and the inequalities of immigration policies toward refugees in The Man Who Sold His Skin. Sam Ali (Yahya Mahayni) is a young Syrian man in a war-torn country who only wants to marry his girlfriend when he is targeted by the authoritarian government and is forced to become a refugee fleeing to Lebanon. Sam catches the attention of a famous provocative artist, Jeffrey Godefroi who offers him his freedom if he will allow the artist to use Sam’s back as a canvas in order to tattoo a new piece of artwork. In exchange for the freedom to travel to Belgium where his girlfriend now lives with her new husband and payment from the artwork’s proceeds, Sam must agree to being put on display at art museums for the public to view. The artwork on his back is a visa meant to criticize the treatment of refugees. In making this transaction Sam exchanges one sort of imprisonment for the enslavement of being reduced to a piece of art. Ben Hania shoots some scenes at odd angles using windows and mirrors meant to emphasize how Sam is treated as an object. Sam seems happy with his newly found notoriety at first, that is until he finds that his girlfriend is not so thrilled at the idea of being rescued and he learns of his mother’s feelings about his decision. The premise of the movie is of course absurd and is meant as an indictment of the art world and the racism directed toward certain ethnic groups. The Man Who Sold His Skin received multiple accolades including an Academy Award nomination for Best Foreign Language film, though much of the film is in English. For another attack on the high-end art world though with a comedic twist, I recommend Velvet Buzzsaw.

Nope

Nope                     4 ½ stars

Nope is Jordan Peele’s the third horror production and this one brings all the classic aspects of traditional Hollywood monster movies together, only set against a wide-open western frontier. Like his previous movies Get Out and Us, Peele tells his stories from a uniquely black perspective. In Nope, early on we are introduced by Keke Palmer’s Emerald Haywood to a story about the first “moving picture” which featured a two second clip of a galloping horse with a black rider, whose name is missing from history. Emerald claims that the man was her ancestor and in a way this reminds us of the role that Black Americans played in taming the West and in the early days of moviemaking. Emerald’s brother is OJ Haywood (Daniel Kaluuya) who runs the family ranch in the foothills of northern California that they inherited from their father who dies mysteriously early in the movie. Eventually OJ becomes aware that there is something strange going on as mysterious lights appear in the sky and the horses have a tendency to get spooked and run away. With the help of a tech store clerk, (Brandon Perea) the team puts together a video surveillance system in order to capture the alien visitors on film. Before we get a good look at the aliens there is a good indication of the level of horror we are in for when in a flashback we see an especially troubling incident involving one of the characters that occurs on live TV. (We learn there is a reason that chimpanzees do not appear in commercial TV shows.) Midway through the movie Peele takes us from glimpses of the threat, ala Jaws, to the full-on terror of facing the enemy. He gives us a cacophony of voices and noise and blood-soaked terrain as our heroes struggle to get the images recorded while at the same time surviving the assault. Through it all, the quiet OJ is amazingly cool and calm as he plans what his next move should be, (sort of a Clint Eastwood character in a classic western). Palmer, though much more vocal shows how resourceful her character can be. Peele’s hit blockbuster of the summer expands his story telling skills beyond what we have seen before. You will have to go see it in the theater to really get the full experience of this horror movie.

Bullet Train

Bullet Train         3 ½ stars

When I saw the preview of David Leitch’s Bullet Train it had to go on my must see list for this summer. This adaptation of a Japanese crime novel by Kotaro Isaka gets the John Wick and Kill Bill treatment in a non-stop action movie starring Brad Pitt as an unlucky assassin known as Ladybug who is trying to get back in the game with a simple snatch and grab assignment while being coached by his handler over the phone. His job is to board the world’s fastest train in Tokyo, Japan and grab a briefcase filled with cash and get off at the next stop without getting caught. What our self-deprecating criminal doesn’t realize is that this bullet train is also occupied by four other paid assassins all with interconnected and conflicting missions and a few other shady characters each with their own objectives. Throughout his acting career Pitt has done a variety of types of roles in dramas, comedies and action movies, not relying on one type of role. Here he plays the character strictly for comedic effect as mayhem surrounds him. Also on the train are two British assassins known as Tangerine and Lemon (Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Brian Tyree Henry) who must deliver the son of a Russian crime boss called White Death back to him along with the ransom money (in the previously mentioned briefcase) after rescuing him from a gang of kidnappers. One of them has an odd obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine and who can be characterized as a “diesel”. There is the young Japanese man (Andrew Koji), the son of a “yakuza” who is there to take revenge on the person responsible for pushing his young son off a rooftop who now lies in a hospital clinging to life. Joey King (actress in innumerable roles in teenage movies that I never heard of) shows up as the young woman who is much more dangerous than she seems. And there is an assortment of other suspicious characters who appear on this nearly vacant train traveling at incredible speeds through Japan. To fill in the story we get flashbacks to the events that led this deadly batch to the train that are filled with bloody killings in long action sequences. Once the killers meet, the anticipated fight scenes ensue, mostly involving Pitt’s Ladybug who is bewildered as to why all this is happening to him. Also, throw in an escaped venomous snake that is missing from a local zoo. (Snakes on a Train?). Thanks to the natural charisma of Pitt, Bullet Train rises above being just another violent action movie with two dimensional characters. There are a few notable cameos that you must watch for. This includes the reuniting of three well known stars who appeared together in another action comedy from earlier this year. I leave it to you to find out who they are.

Bodies Bodies Bodies

Bodies Bodies Bodies     4 stars

Bodies Bodies Bodies by director Halina Reijn is billed as the slasher movie of the summer. This hip comedy horror features a young Gen Z cast full of digital social media references and a hip hop soundtrack so it is obviously meant for a younger audience. That said, the script is surprisingly smarter than one would think. The premise is that a group of young people of privilege gather for a night of partying at one of the member’s father’s house in the path of a hurricane because that is a thing that people do. The young cast includes Amandla Stenberg (star of The Hate U Give) as Sophie who is just out of rehab and Maria Bakalova (from Borat Subsequent Moviefilm) as young immigrant Bee who is in a romantic relationship with Sophie. (Don’t worry if you don’t remember Maria Bakalova because Rudi Giuliani will.) The pair arrive at the house where the rest of the partiers have already gathered. There is a history of relationships among the group that will become apparent as the night progresses. As the storm approaches the group plays a game called Bodies Bodies Bodies, a sort of role-playing murder game that serves as a precursor of what is to come. Among the group is David whose father is the owner of the afore-mentioned house. As played by SNL’s Pete Davidson, David is a first class dick and really gets on the nerves of some of the partiers as he ridicules some of the jargon they use. Inevitably one of the members turns up dead from horrible injuries which leads to the chaos of the rest of the movie. Waves of suspicion and accusations emerge among the group as they try to cope with this rapidly changing situation. Conflicts based on relative wealth and race emerge as the arguments rage. Much of this is filmed with low lighting and hand-held cameras which lends itself well to the confusion among these Gen Z children of privilege. The intelligently written movie is not so much a slasher film, but more of a lesson in the consequences of a breakdown in trust and understanding. Of course there is more than enough blood and mayhem to satisfy the true horror fans out there.

Official Competition

Official Competition        4 ½ stars

Official Competition by Argentine directors Mariano Cohn and Gaston Duprat brings together the great talents of Penelope Cruz, Antonio Banderas and Oscar Martinez in a satirical comedy that absolutely skewers the filmmakers of “art” movies and the mega-wealthy. Cruz plays internationally renowned film director Lola Cuevas who has a curly head of hair that must be seen to be believed. She is hired by a millionaire owner of a pharmaceutical company to make a movie based on an award-winning novel called Rivalry, though the millionaire is clueless about art or movies. Lola decides that the two greatest actors in Spanish cinema must be a part of this great venture: the legendary actor Ivan Torres (Oscar Martinez) who despises the movie industry and the star of mega-hit blockbusters Felix Rivero (Antonio Banderas) who is obsessed with his own stardom. The book being adapted concerns the conflict between the two brothers played by Ivan and Felix where one of them blames the other for their parents’ death. Most of the movie (Official Competition) focuses on the rehearsal process which takes place in the wide open spaces of a modern architectural marvel that epitomizes great wealth. As the two starring men begin rehearsing under Lola’s direction we get a taste of their eccentricities and how differently the two view their craft. Lola has her own methods that sometimes make the actors endlessly repeat their lines until they are perfect and makes them participate in “exercises” that cause them tension and pain to the point where a normal person would just walk away. (In one scene the two actors must bombard one another with the most vile insults they can think of.) Their remarks and actions reveal how much Ivan and Felix despise each other. Their acts of one-upmanship get increasingly absurd as each is determined to show just how “great” they really are. Eventually the absurdity turns to an unexpectedly dark level. In its satirical fashion, the movie never deviates from the theme of showing how pretentious and narcissistic those in the art world can be. The movie belongs mostly to Penelope Cruz who brings her acting to genius levels as she conveys emotion with the slightest stare. Despite the focus of the movie on the art world, it can be enjoyed by all audiences. This is the kind of movie I think of for my favorite kind of comedy.

The Bikeriders

The Bikeriders                   4 ½ stars

Mike Nichols’ The Bikeriders (in theaters now) is an homage to the biker films of the sixties, and a remembrance of a culture long gone. The biker club, The Vandals, based on a real gang from Chicago in the sixties, is a collection of misfits, young to middle-aged, working-class men who only belong to each other. We commonly see them in bars at night or in open fields during the day dressed in their grimy clothes and jackets drinking beer. Their jackets sport rebellious patches such as the extended middle finger and German crosses. They are outlaws in a sense as the cops fear them, but they rarely commit any real serious crimes, preferring their typical brawling and riding through small towns. Occasionally, they are seen on the road, riding in a pack somewhere in the Midwest. While it’s not a traditional drama it does have characters you can really feel for, that seem very real. The movie is told in a narrative form with a photographer named Danny Lyons (Mike Faist) interviewing various members and taking their photos. It is based on actual interviews the real Danny Lyons did with club members and their wives and girlfriends in making his photo-anthropology book, The Bikeriders. In the movie the story is narrated by Kathy (Jodie Comer of Free Guy and the TV series Killing Eve) as she relates her story to Danny, about how she met and fell for Benny (Austin Butler of Elvis), a young heartthrob and member of the Vandals. She soon marries Benny, but in a sense also marries the gang, finding her life intertwined with other members. Chief among them is Johnny (Tom Hardy of Inception and Mad Max: Fury Road), the gang’s leader and close friend of Benny. The three of them create a great ensemble of characters whose fates are interconnected. Comer mastered an upper Midwest accent and gives an honest performance of someone attracted to a world she doesn’t really understand. Butler, coming off his roles in Elvis and Dune, Part 2, is a man of few words, but can communicate with a look and a glance with his eyes, a la James Dean. Hardy is his iconic self, a real tough guy, a Marlon Brando type, who can fight when needed, but is aging and realizes his time as leader is fast running out. With the high drama in this story, you can expect there to be tragic consequences. The cinematography is quite arresting with the many outdoor scenes of the Midwest and an impressive collection of classic cars and motorcycles. The outstanding score includes many familiar songs by artists such as The Animals, The Shangri-Las, Bo Diddley and Cream. Nichols is well known for his previous excellent movies including Take Shelter, Mud and Midnight Special. The Bikeriders may be his most classic film yet.

Dr. Broadway

Dr. Broadway     3 ½ stars

Over the weekend I viewed some of a collection of B film noir movies from the forties at a local Chicago theater and enjoyed Dr. Broadway the most. This film was made in 1942 and is rarely seen by audiences. It was written by Borden Chase (known mainly for spaghetti westerns of the fifties, but here he ventured into the crime drama world). The director was Anthony Mann known for El Cid and Winchester ’73 (starring Jimmy Stewart). The movie starred a young MacDonald Carey as Timothy Cane or Dr. Broadway, a medical doctor in New York who makes use of his many contacts among the police and the criminal underworld in his thriving practice. This is one of Carey’s earliest roles who went on to star in Days of Our Lives for three decades. I enjoyed this short movie (1 hour, 6 minutes) mainly for the charming lead character and the classic style of the film. It was intended that this would be the first of a series of films for this character, but no others were ultimately made. In the story Cane is approached by a man who he had put in prison earlier. Cane is asked to give the man’s fortune to his estranged daughter, as the man has a short time to live. Unfortunately, there are others who believe they should get the money instead. Film Noir is regarded as black and white darker stories of crime dramas where the lead individual is tasked with solving the crime. The films were generally made in the forties and fifties by American studios. They are not necessarily dark in tone as the B movies generally had many comic moments which is true of Dr. Broadway. The term film noir literally means dark film and it did not become a widely used term until the nineteen seventies.